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Possums (known as opossums by the eccentrics) are a deep cornerstone of our society. Certain educational and employment opportunities may open up to you depending on which type of possum you are.

NOTE: Quiznomer is not affiliated with any human or possum governments. This quiz is not an official possum determination quiz, and is only for providing suggestions to individuals on their possible future opportunities.

The Question You Never Asked: What Type of Possum are You?

What is your ideal amount of children?

20

2

What if I don’t want children?

1

-1

19

Favorite Color?

Red

Green

Purple

Blue

Orange

Black

Yellow

Life is meaningless

Ideal partner?

Someone who loves and cares for me

Someone I can trust

That cute guy I saw once heading back at the gas station snack shop

That cute girl I met in Target who has since failed to return any of my calls

I think I’m fine being by myself

Someone who listens

Abusive and mean

Deal or no deal?

Deal

No deal

Your best friend calls you to ask for help with something, but they refuse to tell you what that something is. How do you respond?

I’m not helping you

I have no friends

My best friend passed away last month

Sure, I’ll help out

I don’t see why I wouldn’t help, they’re my best friend!

Can I sleep on it?

Turns out your best friend murdered somebody and they need your help disposing the body! How do you react?

I’m too deep in this, there’s no turning back.

Call the cops.

Gee, I hope he doesn’t murder me too.

Can I call in another friend to help? This thing is kinda heavy.

Good thing I don’t have a best friend!

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